nursing majors!

~top ten reasons to date a nursing major~

1. white scrubs are see through
2. we're clean
3. we know the anatomy of the body and all its secret places
4. we know mouth to mouth
5. two words: sponge. bath.
6. we don't gag
7. we always have a rubber on hand
8. we can go all night
9. we have restraints and we aren't afraid to use them
10. we know how to penetrate things